Outlaws Like Me

May 28

My cats both have nice beds. But they choose to sleep in this oil drum instead.

All I do is hunt frogs frogs frogs frogs frogs.

May 27

Hangover from hell

I feel like death.

May 26

No hair. Don’t care.

Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol

Spam?

May 25

Lord, please let me one day meet this girl..

(Source: ilovemybroncrider)

May 24

I don’t know if you heard…But me and Morgan are getting a pet dragon.

We’re going in halfsies. If you don’t know who she is… morganlongstreth.tumblr.com

Stand by for pictures of total and complete badassness

Follow me on twitter @Caseydotcarter

See what your followers think of you.

BLACK = I would date you.

GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = You scare me.

(Source: miamiwhiteshark, via livinlifethesouthernway)

If I show up to your party in my muddy boots, don’t get bent out of shape..

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I need at least ten people committed to getting into a tinychat for me to make one..

My Mom says when you want to thank someone you should send a thank-you card, but I don’t want a thank-you card. I want you to let me touch your boob instead.